Pirate Laws!

Got a yen to go piratin’, eh? Ye’ll be needin’ some rules…

Hooks are the only acceptable hand substitute. However, they may not have secondary attachments such as screwdrivers, bottle openers, corkscrews, or nail files. These are Pirates we’re talking about, not Inspector Gadget.

Pirate Laws


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