June 4, 2008
Talk about a blast from the past… this makes even more sense now than it did five years ago.
Not only will we have won the war, but we don’t even have to worry about paying war reparations. It’s the perfect plan because everybody wins. We kill all the evil terrorists, and give them some of our own currency to rebuild their country with. Eventually when we open the first Starbucks in their country, we won’t even have to worry about currency exchange because they can use the left-over money to buy beverages, and let’s face it, who could resist an ice cold frappuccino after a long war?
Put your money to work: how to win the war and make big savings.
June 3, 2008
The best explanation I have ever seen of how and why the story of the Skywalker family is written in the Force.
Any organization without opposition inevitably slides into decadence, tyranny or both. By the start of The Phantom Menace, the Jedi are by no means tyrannical, but they do seem to be on the road to decadence.
Did the Jedi Have It Coming?
June 2, 2008
Got a yen to go piratin’, eh? Ye’ll be needin’ some rules…
Hooks are the only acceptable hand substitute. However, they may not have secondary attachments such as screwdrivers, bottle openers, corkscrews, or nail files. These are Pirates we’re talking about, not Inspector Gadget.