Why you NEED another shotgun

June 22, 2009

Let’s face it, you’re not going to be successful at fighting zombies with a katana. I don’t care how many movies you’ve seen, learning to fight and win with any kind of edged weapon takes lots of training. Unless you’re going to spend a year of weekends studying the art of the blade, the first zombie to shuffle by is going to have you for lunch.

By all means, have a pistol and a rifle. You might get lucky and headshot a zed way out there with your .223, and a good pistol or large-bore revolver slows them down up close. But real zombie hunters know – it’s the 12-gage or nothing.

Can’t have too many, either. I keep one for myself and my wife, as well as one per vehicle. Pump shotgun, 12-gage, everybody needs a couple. Puts the dead back in Undead.


Sign of the times

March 3, 2009

Zombies... they creep me out
More funny cats.


Finally, some action by Congress

July 23, 2008

Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)


They Live

July 7, 2008

cat
More cat pictures…


Another Endorsement for Obama

June 24, 2008

Zombies for Obama


Gun Control PSA

June 22, 2008

Now THAT is a Gun Control ad I’d love to see!


Fear level, expressed as a percentage of Zombies locally

June 14, 2008

funny graphs
More graph humor and song chart memes