Why you NEED another shotgun

June 22, 2009

Let’s face it, you’re not going to be successful at fighting zombies with a katana. I don’t care how many movies you’ve seen, learning to fight and win with any kind of edged weapon takes lots of training. Unless you’re going to spend a year of weekends studying the art of the blade, the first zombie to shuffle by is going to have you for lunch.

By all means, have a pistol and a rifle. You might get lucky and headshot a zed way out there with your .223, and a good pistol or large-bore revolver slows them down up close. But real zombie hunters know – it’s the 12-gage or nothing.

Can’t have too many, either. I keep one for myself and my wife, as well as one per vehicle. Pump shotgun, 12-gage, everybody needs a couple. Puts the dead back in Undead.

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Sign of the times

March 3, 2009

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If Obama is as smart as they say…

March 1, 2009

Scipio‘s post “Our Fearful Master” led to some interesting comments the other day – among them a comment from “Checkers” which reads in part:

… I am around my fair share of deputies. None, in 18 years of my exposure to law enforcement personnel, would follow an order from the feds to begin confiscating guns…

I don’t think that’s a concern, Checkers.  The evil men who control Obama aren’t stupid enough to try a trick like that.  There are three hard, cold facts that all politicians know-

  • Wholesale gun confiscation will spark an immediate civil war.
  • Local police will not support such an action
  • Neither will the military.

Those who now control the government know that the quickest way to put an end to all their dreams is a detour down Gun Control Highway.  Yes, there will be further restrictions, don’t get me wrong, but a gun grab is off the table.  Opposition to Obama has coalesced quicker than anybody thought it would – it was a year before we got to this point with Clinton.  That sorry bastard admitted that it was the Assault Weapons ban that cost them the majority in ’94 and shut down the Utopian dream.

I expect Obama will take a much more certain path to socialism and slavery.

Can you think of any other thing that will cause the nation to rise up against those who would be masters?  Any one thing, or two things, that every patriot agrees on, and will unite them to oppose tyranny?

Anyone?

I would say that there is no single issue that can cause a widespread resistance.  Therefore, so long as they permit us to keep the security blanket of one gun, they will have their way.  Bring on the abortion mills.  Limit each citizen to one gun a month, a year, a lifetime.  Run up a gluttony of debt and let the welfare queens breed on the carcass of the hapless taxpayer.  Keep the borders open, let crime and criminals run rampant, shout down the preachers, hold kangaroo courts for anyone with the courage to call a turd a turd.

So long as the majority have TV, Pepsi, and a single muzzleloader, they can drag us all to the prison of utter governmental control without a struggle or a groan.


$1.6 Billion to Bailed-out Bank Execs

December 21, 2008

An AP study has found that $1.6B went to bailed-out bank execs.

Now they know the trap behind the bait: private business can do whatever it wants. Government-owned businesses (and that includes every single bailed-out bank, carmaker, and shoe store) has to do exactly what the government wants. How much do you bet that most of that money gets paid back within a week?


McCain scolds GOP

December 14, 2008

Is there anybody who is still fooled by this asshole?

McCain scolds GOP for whacking Obama – Mike Allen – Politico.com


Felis Vomitus

December 9, 2008

Today, a colleague and I were discussing the disturbing predilection of Felis Domesticus, the common housecat, to forcefully regurgitate his expensive food immediately after ingestion. After I had made several pungent and brilliant points linking this behavior to hereditary factors, my esteemed friend ventured a few ignorant and poorly-constructed facts attempting to tie the phenomenon to an environmental cause.

While I refrained from the temptation to destroy his pitiful opinions with the power and majesty of science, I will indeed devote a paragraph in my dissertation to his obtuse and backward notions. Jackass.


Just desserts

December 6, 2008

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